Why would you not tip your server? I mean seriously ... what do you think I'm doing? Nothing? Do you think that just because it's lunchtime I somehow do less work for you? Are you seriously going to order some complicated ass shit and then tip me 15%? And also, what difference does one dollar make to you? Just leave it for me, because it makes a difference to me. Your change is $7 in cash and you're honestly going to take a one dollar bill out of that book and put it back in your wallet - just leave it in there you mother fucking tight wad. And also - $4 on a $26 bill? It's one god damn dollar we're talking about here, ONE, that's all I ask for, it makes a difference. And I bought you dessert you cock sucker. I know that this can be turned around, and maybe I shouldn't care about a dollar here and a dollar there - but it adds up, especially when I'm here all day. Do you not have friends? Do you hate yourself? Why are you taking it out on me?
It's so mind boggling to me when people go out to eat and don't tip their server the way they are supposed to. I'm bringing you food, that you put in your body. I am bringing you drinks, straws, napkins, silverware. If you think about it, when you go out to eat, you put a lot of trust in the person bringing you your food. Why would you stiff them? Why would you choose that moment to bring out your cheapest side? Do you realize what they could do to your food?
I'm generally a pretty honest person who wants to help people, but honestly, I get so angry when I'm waiting tables. It comes out in the little things. Like when I'm roling silver, thinking about how shitty people are, and some forks fall on the ground - the ground that has trash, raw meat, shoes, old food, rotting vegetables, all over it - yeah, those forks are not getting washed again. Nope. Why would I give a fuck. Don't be shitty to the people who are serving you, it's literally the stupidest thing you can do.